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  <title>My Reality</title>
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  <updated>2006-09-26T18:35:14Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:onehotmoma:67192</id>
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    <title>We're on National Parent Network!</title>
    <published>2006-09-26T18:31:54Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-26T18:35:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Baby I Love You Sew&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://community.livejournal.com/babyiloveyousew/"&gt;http://community.livejournal.com/babyiloveyousew/&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; is now featured on &lt;a href="http://www.nationalparentnetwork.com"&gt;www.nationalparentnetwork.com&lt;/a&gt; along with other great WAHM sites including &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='buterfly2' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://buterfly2.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://buterfly2.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;buterfly2&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The Butterfly Factory.&lt;br /&gt;Check out all the great WAHM sites at:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nationalparentnetwork.com/WAHM.html"&gt;http://www.nationalparentnetwork.com/WAHM.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:onehotmoma:50729</id>
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    <title>Beautiful Stuff from the Butterfly Factory!</title>
    <published>2006-07-17T14:29:39Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-17T14:33:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My talented LJ friend &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='daisy4u' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://daisy4u.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://daisy4u.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;daisy4u&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; makes gorgeous personalized T's, tanks, and onesies. She is extremely creative and does a wonderful job! She also has hand-painted photo frames on her site!&lt;br /&gt;Check it out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://buterfly2.livejournal.com/"&gt;http://buterfly2.livejournal.com/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:onehotmoma:47033</id>
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    <title>Invitations, etc.</title>
    <published>2006-07-05T04:03:13Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-05T04:37:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">With the encouragement from &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='daisy4u' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://daisy4u.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://daisy4u.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;daisy4u&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, I have decided to post some pics of invitations, birth announcements, wedding programs, etc. that I have made in the past. If anyone knows of someone who would be interested in having personalized things of this nature made for a low cost (but excellent quality, of course), please send them my way.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here you go:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="643" alt="" width="600" src="http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/schylerandcallie/10cae28d.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="View more samples here:"&gt;Birth announcement:&lt;img style="WIDTH: 160px; HEIGHT: 150px" height="321" alt="" width="300" src="http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/schylerandcallie/d81a899c.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="268" alt="" width="250" src="http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/schylerandcallie/HPIM3725.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shower invitation with coordinating envelope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="268" alt="" width="250" src="http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/schylerandcallie/HPIM3726.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Graduate School Reunion Postcard invitation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 565px; HEIGHT: 766px" height="791" alt="" width="591" src="http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/schylerandcallie/HPIM3727.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
The last is a copy of my wedding program.&lt;br /&gt;I apologize for the poor picture quality in some, unfortunately I didn't have the time to scan these in today.&lt;br /&gt;Questions, comments, and suggestions are more than welcome!&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for taking the time to look!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:onehotmoma:44757</id>
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    <title>Welcome to My New Old Friend</title>
    <published>2006-06-26T17:17:54Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-26T17:17:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My friend, Cassandra, aka &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='drchick' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://drchick.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://drchick.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;drchick&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; created an LJ account on Sunday after I insisted she needed one. I even started it and named her without her permission. She and I are fairly similar and I'm sure she'd like to meet some new friends so add her if you like and she'll add you back.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, to explain her name, we've called each other "Chick" since we met in college 12 years ago. We've always called each other that and we call our girls "Chicklets" (we just can't bring ourselves to call them doodles).&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Hope everyone's having a great day! I'll probably post a zillion times today and tomorrow because I have lots to say!</content>
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    <title>I'm selling stuff on eBay!</title>
    <published>2006-06-26T17:14:05Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-26T17:14:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Out of all the things I had to list this weekend. I only got 4 posted last night. What's left I'll try to yard sale this Saturday and then put it on eBay next Sunday if it doesn't sell.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;You can check out my items here if you're interested or know anyone who may be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZschylerandcallieQQhtZ-1"&gt;http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZschylerandcallieQQhtZ-1&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>You know you're tired when.....</title>
    <published>2006-06-22T03:52:10Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-22T03:52:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">You almost wash your face in foot scrub!</content>
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    <title>Rainbows</title>
    <published>2006-06-20T14:10:17Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-20T14:10:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Last night, inbetween torrential downpours, there was a perfect rainbow in front of our house. I mean it was bright, vivid and you could see it go to the ground on both sides. So, naturally we take the girls out to see it. Schyler responds to this by jumping up and down shouting "the Care Bears are coming! The Care Bears are coming!" hehehe Needless to say she was crushed when it disappeared, but I thought it was so cute I just had to share!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:onehotmoma:41922</id>
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    <title>Just a little joke to brighten your Monday!</title>
    <published>2006-06-19T13:30:15Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-19T13:30:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;"&gt;A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Comic   !Sans MS" size="5"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;"&gt;Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;"&gt;Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, Huh?) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans   MS&amp;#39;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;"&gt;The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said..&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;"&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="and the punchline is....."&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;"Clean my house."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Comic Sans MS&amp;#39;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just couldn't help myself! How true is that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <title>Friends Only</title>
    <published>2006-06-15T04:51:32Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-18T23:02:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="169" alt="" width="300" src="http://static.flickr.com/51/168441261_ec60fbb534.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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    <title>My LJ Friends</title>
    <published>2006-06-14T13:00:49Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-14T13:00:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My LiveJournal Friends&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://courty76.livejournal.com/profile"&gt;&lt;img alt="courty76" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/45570199/7523257" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://crazycatlady76.livejournal.com/profile"&gt;&lt;img alt="crazycatlady76" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/45789939/4013169" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://daisy4u.livejournal.com/profile"&gt;&lt;img alt="daisy4u" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/45054392/9520147" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://gaelstreasures.livejournal.com/profile"&gt;&lt;img alt="gaelstreasures" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/47180709/4824960" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://isaacsmomma2001.livejournal.com/profile"&gt;&lt;img alt="isaacsmomma2001" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/47342365/6597182" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://iveyjane.livejournal.com/profile"&gt;&lt;img alt="iveyjane" border="0" 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/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bearpodcast.com/?p=1000&amp;amp;a"&gt;Try out this Meme&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.nardville.com"&gt;NardVille&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.bearpodcast.com"&gt;BearPodcast&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>For all you cat lovers!</title>
    <published>2006-06-13T05:05:49Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-13T05:05:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060610/ap_on_fe_st/cat_scares_bear"&gt;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060610/ap_on_fe_st/cat_scares_bear&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's finally here</title>
    <published>2006-06-05T01:33:44Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-05T01:44:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Just wanted to let you all know that my LJ community is finally up and running. If any of you are interested, please check it out. &lt;br /&gt;It's called&amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/strong&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='thehottieinside' style='white-space: nowrap; font-weight: bold;'&gt;thehottieinside&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Hope to have some new members! If you know anyone else who may be interested, send them my way!&lt;br /&gt;Hope everyone had a great weekend!&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>Swing seats</title>
    <published>2006-06-01T16:15:39Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-01T16:15:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Here is a picture of one of the swing seats I did last year.&lt;br /&gt;If you know anyone that would be interested, send them my way!&lt;br /&gt;We also did ones with mountain scenes with moose and bears, etc.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Hubby's really talented so we can put just about anything on them!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="225" width="300" alt="" src="http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/schylerandcallie/HPIM2141.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Today's Sucks To Be You Award</title>
    <published>2006-05-19T16:37:49Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-19T16:37:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This article came via AOL. You'd think Britney would wise up and hire someone to help her avoid making herself look so horrible. Anyway here's the link.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://journals.aol.com/thefeedblog/AOLNewsTheFeed/#Entry1646"&gt;http://journals.aol.com/thefeedblog/AOLNewsTheFeed/#Entry1646&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>This can't be right</title>
    <published>2006-05-08T05:34:40Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-08T05:34:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I've seen the IQ test floating around my FL and decided to do it as well. My results cannot possibly be correct, but here they are anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://iq-challenge.com/"&gt;&lt;img width="200" height="220" style="border:1px solid black;" src="http://iq-challenge.com/img.php?uid=9e14ba8815d604de08fddc8f9c07e635"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Let's play!</title>
    <published>2006-05-04T20:05:41Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-04T20:07:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Here are a couple of things I've seen floating around on my FL. Please play along! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;form action="http://quizzes.blogquiz.net/fun-quizzes/LiveJournal-Memes/How-Should-Your-LJ-Friends-Comment-in-This-Entry-livejournal-meme-quiz_aWQ9NDQ5.html" method="post" name="quiz449"&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table style="font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#003366"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizzes.blogquiz.net/fun-quizzes/LiveJournal-Memes/How-Should-Your-LJ-Friends-Comment-in-This-Entry-livejournal-meme-quiz_aWQ9NDQ5.html" style="color: #FFFFFF; text-decoration: none;"&gt;How Should Your LJ Friends Comment in This Entry?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#6699CC"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;LiveJournal Username&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;input type="textbox" name="ljusername" value="onehotmoma" size="20" maxlength="64"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#6699CC"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;How many comments have you left today?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;input type="textbox" name="input:0" value="13" size="20" maxlength="64"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#6699CC" height="5"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#336699"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;A secret must be told to you by:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;kuffs9855&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#336699"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;A compliment must be left by:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;courty76&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#336699"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;However, a complaint about you should be left by:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;justjenn76&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#336699"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Some song lyrics should be posted for you to guess, by:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;mommajimenez&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#336699"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Also, a memory of you should be posted by:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;stinky83&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#336699"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Ten words that bring you to mind must be posted by:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;theladyinpurple&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#336699"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;A haiku (5, 7, 5) should be written about you by:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;fibro_mommy&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#336699"&gt;&lt;td align="left" valign="middle" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;An "anonymous" comment should be left by:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;" align="left" valign="middle"&gt;daisy4u&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#003366" height="5"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#003366"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" name="submit" value="Fill in your answers and click here!" style="font-size: 9pt;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="#003366"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;div style="color: #FFFFFF;" align="center"&gt;This &lt;a href="http://www.blogquiz.net/" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Fun Quiz&lt;/a&gt; created by &lt;a href="http://www.blogquiz.net/users/UmbrellaGirl" style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Marzi&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;strong&gt;BlogQuiz.Net&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://70.84.102.91/x/blogquiz.net-blog/13" border="0" width="1" height="1"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailyhoroscopes.biz/pisces/today/"&gt;Pisces Horoscope&lt;/a&gt; at DailyHoroscopes.Biz&lt;/form&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is your perspective of me? Using a candybar doll maker make a doll of me from what you remember of my looks and post it here in the comments. Once you've posted here, ask the same in your own journal and see what your friends think you look like! Here's the link: &lt;a href="http://elouai.com/doll-makers/new-dollmaker.php#aligntop"&gt;http://elouai.com/doll-makers/new-dollmaker.php#aligntop&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Hehe....don't you love the pet it predicted?</title>
    <published>2006-04-26T03:29:12Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-26T03:29:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074953413" method="POST"&gt;&lt;table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Your Celebrity Life (Girls) by cutegurlie074&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Name&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Name" value="Lewissa" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Age&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Age" value="30" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;State You Live In&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="State You Live In" value="Kentucky" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Fav. Color&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Fav. Color" value="yellow" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Boyfriend&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/WifeTang/PaulWalker.jpg"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Bestfriend&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e398/camchris05/b31f2f24.jpg"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Brother&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.theacorn.com/news/2005/0929/Community/042p1_lg.jpg"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Sister&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wlkg.com/music/images/0403_kelly_clarkson_d.jpg"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;How You Get Around&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.tcnj.edu/~vanadia2/Corvette.jpg"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Pet&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www2.cs.uh.edu/~ceick/ai/red-eyed-tree-frog.jpg"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memegen.net/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="cutegurlie074"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074953413"&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</content>
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    <title>This made me laugh</title>
    <published>2006-04-20T18:11:18Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-20T18:11:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">How me is this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074678343" method="POST"&gt;&lt;table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Your Sex Icon by &lt;a href="http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=X_Fallen_X_Star_X"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;xo wildxfire ox&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Username&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="armored_username" value="onehotmoma" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Girl/Boy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Girl/Boy" value="girl" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Sex Icon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img42.exs.cx/img42/7041/zippertest.gif"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memegen.net/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="xo wildxfire ox"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074678343"&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</content>
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    <title>Stupid question time</title>
    <published>2006-04-13T03:40:01Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-13T03:40:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">How do you post a picture with an unpaid account? I just can't figure it out. &lt;br /&gt;Told you it was a dumb question.</content>
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    <title>Kentucky blogthing</title>
    <published>2006-03-28T03:55:55Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-28T03:55:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I couldn't get the cut to work, so you've gotta look at the whole darn thing. Sorry!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#CCFFFF" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You Know You're From Kentucky When...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="left" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter how much you think you talk normally, when you head up North they all think you talk like a redneck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The best restaurant in town is the Cracker Barrel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter how bad UK's basketball team is, you still belive they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You still believe the South should be it's own nation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You believe the Civil War was not a far fight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's not an uncommon site to see a fat man in overalls and a cowboy hat drivin' down the road in a beat up Chevy with a confederate flag hangin' off the back with music from Johhny Rebel blastin' out of his radio&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Biscuits, gravy, and grits is your favorite breakfast&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wakin' up with coons and squirrels on your back porch is not an uncommon thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To you, huntin' aint killin', its sorta like grocery shoppin'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You own at least 10 country or southern rock cd's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You only own a pair of church shoes and winter shoes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the summer you don't wear shoes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even your grandmother chews tobacco&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You consider the northern part of the country "The Union"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A rebel flag doesn't simbolize racism to you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your church parking lot is filled with pickups&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You actually know who Toby Keith, Brooks&amp; Dunn, Keith Urban, Montgomery Gentry, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, and George Straight are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A carbonated soft drink is a COKE, regardless of brand or flavor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You refer to Louisville as "The Ville."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kentucky.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.html"&gt;Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More cool things for your blog at &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com"&gt;Blogthings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>Hmmm</title>
    <published>2006-03-22T22:12:26Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-22T22:22:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Here is a link (I know it's rather long) to an interesting article I read about the Brooklyn Bridge.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://websearch.cs.com/wm/redir?src=websearch&amp;amp;requestId=83d7efe627ee8c44&amp;amp;userQuery=brooklyn+bridge+discovery&amp;amp;clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3DX%26oi%3Dnews%26start%3D0%26num%3D1%26q%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.chron.com%2Fdisp%2Fstory.mpl%2Fnation%2F3739585.html&amp;amp;linkIds=DCBNEWSMtitle1&amp;amp;area=DCBNEWSMtitle1"&gt;http://websearch.cs.com/wm/redir?src=websearch&amp;amp;requestId=83d7efe627ee8c44&amp;amp;userQuery=brooklyn+bridge+discovery&amp;amp;clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3DX%26oi%3Dnews%26start%3D0%26num%3D1%26q%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.chron.com%2Fdisp%2Fstory.mpl%2Fnation%2F3739585.html&amp;amp;linkIds=DCBNEWSMtitle1&amp;amp;area=DCBNEWSMtitle1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's another about a wonderful find in a house hit by Hurricane Katrina.&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I know, I've been reading too much again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://websearch.cs.com/wm/redir?src=websearch&amp;amp;requestId=19e782765485023b&amp;amp;userQuery=money+in+katrina+home&amp;amp;clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3DX%26oi%3Dnews%26start%3D2%26num%3D3%26q%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fnews.independent.co.uk%2Fworld%2Famericas%2Farticle352758.ece&amp;amp;linkIds=DCBNEWSMtitle3&amp;amp;area=DCBNEWSMtitle3"&gt;http://websearch.cs.com/wm/redir?src=websearch&amp;amp;requestId=19e782765485023b&amp;amp;userQuery=money+in+katrina+home&amp;amp;clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3DX%26oi%3Dnews%26start%3D2%26num%3D3%26q%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fnews.independent.co.uk%2Fworld%2Famericas%2Farticle352758.ece&amp;amp;linkIds=DCBNEWSMtitle3&amp;amp;area=DCBNEWSMtitle3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>What a cool thing!</title>
    <published>2006-03-04T13:58:27Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-04T13:58:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Thanks for the neat link! Here's my visited states. One of our goals is to take the girls to see all 50 states when they start getting older. I really want to see New England, and of course we can't miss the San Diego Zoo or Disneyland out in California!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.world66.com/myworld66/visitedStates/statemap?visited=AZARCOFLGAILINKSKYMIMONVNMNYNCOHOKPATNTXUTVAWV"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://douweosinga.com/projects/visitedstates"&gt;create your own visited states map&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; or &lt;a href="http://douweosinga.com/projects/googlehacks"&gt;check out these Google Hacks.&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Hmmm....Interesting</title>
    <published>2006-03-03T05:15:16Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-03T05:15:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I really found these results interesting. Particularly since a lot of people unfairly assume that I'm narrow-minded and intolerant. I think this pretty fairly hit the mark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDDD" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are 64% Open Minded&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#EEEEEE"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.blogthings.com/howopenmindedareyouquiz/open-3.jpg" height="100" width="100"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.&lt;br /&gt;Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.&lt;br /&gt;But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.&lt;br /&gt;You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howopenmindedareyouquiz/"&gt;How Open Minded Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>My results</title>
    <published>2006-02-23T18:29:55Z</published>
    <updated>2006-02-23T18:29:55Z</updated>
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&lt;td align="middle"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;the Asserter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;Test finished! &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;you chose AY - your Enneagram type is EIGHT. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;"I must be strong"&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Asserters are direct, self-reliant, self-confident, and protective. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;How to Get Along with Me &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Stand up for yourself... and me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Be confident, strong, and direct. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Don't gossip about me or betray my trust. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Be vulnerable and share your feelings. See and acknowledge my tender, vulnerable side. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Give me space to be alone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Acknowledge the contributions I make, but don't flatter me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;I often speak in an assertive way. Don't automatically assume it's a personal attack. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;When I scream, curse, and stomp around, try to remember that's just the way I am. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;What I Like About Being a Eight &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;being independent and self-reliant &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;being able to take charge and meet challenges head on &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;being courageous, straightforward, and honest &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;getting all the enjoyment I can out of life &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;supporting, empowering, and protecting those close to me &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;upholding just causes &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;What's Hard About Being a Eight &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;overwhelming people with my bluntness; scaring them away when I don't intend to &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;being restless and impatient with others' incompetence &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;sticking my neck out for people and receiving no appreciation for it &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;never forgetting injuries or injustices &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;putting too much pressure on myself &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;getting high blood pressure when people don't obey the rules or when things don't go right &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eights as Children Often &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;are independent; have an inner strength and a fighting spirit &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;are sometimes loners &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;seize control so they won't be controlled &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;fugure out others' weaknesses &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;attack verbally or physically when provoked &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;take charge in the family because they perceive themselves as the strongest, or grow up in difficult or abusive surroundings &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eights as Parents &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;are often loyal, caring, involved, and devoted &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;are sometimes overprotective &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;can be demanding, controlling, and rigid &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Renee Baron &amp; Elizabeth Wagele &lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Enneagram Made Easy &lt;br&gt;Discover the 9 Types of People &lt;br&gt;HarperSanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are not completely happy with the result?!&lt;br&gt;You chose AY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Would you rather have chosen: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=9149133853032033271&amp;amp;category=11" target="_new"&gt;BY &lt;/a&gt;(FOUR) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=9149133853032033271&amp;amp;category=7" target="_new"&gt;CY &lt;/a&gt;(SIX) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=9149133853032033271&amp;amp;category=14" target="_new"&gt;AX &lt;/a&gt;(SEVEN) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=9149133853032033271&amp;amp;category=13" target="_new"&gt;AZ &lt;/a&gt;(THREE) &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;&lt;span&gt;My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;td width="108" bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="free online dating" src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;72%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;ABC&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;td valign="center"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;53%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;XYZ&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12721960859055255705"&gt;The Quick and Painless ENNEAGRAM Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=9872769248634057572"&gt;felk&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;, home of the &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3"&gt;32-Type Dating Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>Happy Birthday to me!</title>
    <published>2006-02-15T05:42:22Z</published>
    <updated>2006-02-15T05:42:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#E6E6FA" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Birthdate: February 15&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#F2F2FB"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/birthday.jpg" height="100" width="100"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things.&lt;br /&gt;You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle.&lt;br /&gt;Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home.&lt;br /&gt;You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your strength: Your intense optimism&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your power color: Jade&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your power symbol: Flower&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your power month: June&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/"&gt;What Does Your Birth Date Mean?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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